Fax

Most corporations are against faxing images of our bodies. Employees caught participating in such activities are usually greeted by their supervisor, who is holding a cardboard box filled with their belongings, and are then escorted out of the building by Security!

Face Up? or Face Down?

Is That Noise A "Toner"?

A "Toner Noise" Is usually made by the person who discovers your department has been receiving blank faxes for the last 2 hours. Normally this noise is followed by muttering of unacceptable language and anguished cries for someone who knows where the toner is and how to change it!

Does Faxing On Red Paper Indicate A Rush?

We would hope any fax you send is read when it is received. However, there is never a guarantee that the fax will be read or that the recipient can read! To indicate a RUSH it must be written very large all over the document. Then you must pray to the Higher Power of your choice that the recipient can read English and knows where to route the fax once it has been read!